|Team Performance||Position Group Performance||Wheelin' and Dealin'||Social Butterfly||Real American Dollars||Fuck That Guy||League Reporting||The "Abhi Category"||Content Creation||Active Offseason||Texas Pick 'Em||League Influencer||Individual Player Performance||Risky Click||Big Balls|
|0.5||They Are Who We Thought They Were|
Win 5 or more games
|Execute the Game Plan|
Start the highest scoring RBs/WR unit in a week. Only starting points count. FLEX doesn't count
Make a trade within 3 days of the trading deadline
|"He's an Owner's Owner"|
Get a heart in the Groupme at least once a week, each week, for the entire regular season (hearting yourself doesn't count)
|Show Your Colors|
Buy an NFL jersey of a player on your team
Create a rivalry bet/trophy with another team. The rivalry must include a real trophy that doesn't suck. League votes to see if it sucks. That team cannot have an existing rivalry trophy.
|Are You Familiar With My Blog?|
Write 3 regular season week recaps. Must be at least 600 words each and not be garbage (league votes on if its garbage)
|Some Issues to Address|
Have lowest scoring RB/WR corps over course of the season
Get mentioned on a Start/Sit Podcast, Radio, or TV Show asking a question about your team. Need to have proof (probably a recording) for it to count. (Showing up on a ticker on the bottom of the screen counts. McShmeddy joints do not count.)
|Gotta Spend Money to Make Money|
Be in the luxury tax on Kick-off of Week 1
|Die Hard Fan|
Pick one team (not your own) to win in the pick 'em every single week
|Owner Holds Sway |
Introduce a new league Bylaw and get it passed
Start the highest scoring QB/RB/WR/TE at his position in a week Only starting points count FLEX is ok.
Only use four practice squad slots for the entire season
|The Cleveland Browns |
Have no quarterback on your roster for three weeks
Have a better record in home games than away game
|Lots of Weapons|
Have the highest scoring FLEX group one week
(last: week 1)
Complete 5 trades between owner's weekend and trading deadline.
Posts a tweet from an official team twitter account that gets a combination of fifteen replies, favorites, or retweets from other teams, other owners, or McShmeddy brothers. Each reply, favorite, and retweet counts the same.
Have the highest one-night bar tab during draft weekend
Have the most hearted groupme insult directed specifically to another owner (must @ them)
Make a video about the league. Post it on Youtube, you must be in the majority of the video. Video must be at least 2 minutes long.
Have a coaching efficiency in the bottom half of the league (actual points/possible points)
|Keeping it Interesting|
Create a league sidepot tradition (the pick 'em and the Median Bowl are examples of these) Fund it for the next 3 years
|Racking Up The Miles|
Have logding for at least 3 other owners registered in your name.
Have a perfect pick'em week
|Ricky Williams, Tom Brady, Calvin Johnson|
Get a rule in the bylaws named after you
|Player of the Week|
Start the highest scoring player overall in a week (any position)
|Grow The Fan-Base|
Move your team to Mexico (you can pick the city)
The league selects your new team logo. Must keep for two seasons.
|1.5||Winning Isn't a Sometimes Thing|
Finish first in your division in the regular season
|Big Day For The Unit|
Have the season's best starting RBs or WRs weekly point total. (Flex doesn't count)
RB: 40.9 (64.2)
WR: 59.5 (59.5)
|Searching for Answers|
Lead the league in free agent or practice squad acquisitions from the end of the owner's weekend through the championship
FA: 13 (19)
PS: 0 (4)
|Regular on First Take|
Have 3 of the top 10 most hearted messages in the GroupMe between The Owner's Meeting and the Championship
Spend more than any other owner on one piece of Team-related merchandise. (turn in your receipt and the end of the year)
|Swiper, No Swiping!|
Steal three players off of one other team's practice squad
Tweet out the details of five league trades before another owner, team, or McShmeddy mentions it on twitter.
|Winning Is Barely A Sometimes Thing|
Finish last in your division during regular season
Write an article/record a podcast/ create some other content/ 17 times between the owner's meeting and the championship. League votes if the content counts.
|And Bingo Was His Game-O|
Win draft weekend bingo
|Know Your Stuff|
Win the Playoff pick 'em
|King of the Castle (Warren only division)|
Be elected commissioner of the league. Only Warren is eligible for this challenge.
Get fucked, Warren
Own the season's highest scoring QB/RB/WR/TE at their position. Only starting points count. Flex is ok
TE: Travis Kelce
|"I Was Hacked"|
On a day between the Owner's Meeting and the Championship Chase can request your team's Twitter login and password. You must give it to him.
Warren wrote this dumb
|Cyber Security Meltdown |
Chase gets access to your DLAP account for 24 hours on a day of his choosing. You get to protect 8 players.
Lead League in Coaching Efficiency (Actual Points/Points Possible)
|Deepest Corps In The League |
Finish the season with the highest scoring RBs or WRs (cumulative starter points)
RB: 440.3 (484.25)
WR: 347.4 (452.9)
|"He Always Gets His Man"|
Never get outbid for a free agent (Owner's meeting doesn't count)
|Famous Fans |
On your team Twitter account get followed by a verified Twitter account or On your team Twitter account get 2 responses from verified Twitter accounts or On your Team Twitter account get Three likes from verified Twitter accounts
|New Stadium Proposal Passed|
Spend more money on team merchandise (cumulative) than you did on dues (plus luxury tax). Must show receipts
|Always a Dogfight|
Beat a team twice, with a combined margin of victory of less than 15
|What if I Told You...|
Create a 30 for 30 style documentary about a moment or trend in DLAP history. Minimum length = 15 minutes. At least three owners other than yourself must appear.
Finish season with League worst coaching efficiency. (Actual Points/Points Possible).
|Getting Familiar With The Fan-Base|
Visit your team's home city. Take Pictures in front of different landmarks with 5 different strangers wearing team apperel. (only two pictures if you have to take a flight to the city)
|Even Silver Clouds Have Silver Linings|
Finish last and Call Nirshe after upcoming season
|Award Winning Scouts|
Have three perfect pick 'em weeks this season
|King of the Castle (non-Warren division)|
Be elected comissioner of the league. All owners except Warren eligible for this challenge.
|Once in a Lifetime|
Own the season's overall highest scoring QB/RB/WR/TE (Leads league in points at all of those positions. only starting points count. flex is ok.)
League removes commissioner from office (from election to championship)
|The Puppetmaster |
League removes commissioner from office and instates you as commissioner instead (from election to championship)